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      16 August, 2000 8:09 PM         LONG TIME NO TYPE!! Sorry this 
        section has been inactive for so long - I was extremely flattered to be 
        a guest speaker at the SXSW Conference! The topic I chose was: Java vs. 
        JavaScript and the Future of Flash. | 
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      16 August, 2000 8:10 PM         Q: What's BROWN and STICKY? A STICK | 
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      16 August, 2000 8:11 PM         Hello, We ask that new users kindly limit their commentary to questions pertaining exclusively to JavaScript. I should also add that adult language is not wholly appropriate here. Thanks -- and keep on codin'  | 
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      16 August, 2000 8:12 PM         Q: What's brown and stuck in a honey pot? A: WINNIE'S POOH | 
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      16 August, 2000 8:13 PM         Hello again, This is a second attempt to shift the focus of our discussion back to JavaScript. Examples of past JavaScript discussions include: - Image rollovers - Validating form elements - Alerts A topic to introduce: updating 2 or more frames with a single mouse click. Anyone interested? | 
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      16 August, 2000 8:14 PM         DUDE!!!! TOTALLY SIGN ME UP FOR THAT | 
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      16 August, 2000 8:15 PM         Q: What's BROWN and SOLVES MYSTERIES? A: SCOOBY'S DOO | 
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      16 August, 2000 8:16 PM         Sir, What exactly is your problem? Can you please give other people a chance to speak? I am the MODERATOR of this group. I can obviously see your IP address, I know exactly where you're posting from. I am seriously considering reporting you to your ISP, and quoting the full content of each of your obscene posts. | 
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      16 August, 2000 8:17 PM         Q: What's BROWN and SITS ON A PIANO BENCH? A: BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH MOVEMENT | 
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      16 August, 2000 8:18 PM         Dear ASSHOLE: This is your LAST WARNING. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ You are HOGGING BANDWIDTH and wasting disk space. I will soon be writing a program that performs domain-name checking so I can block your machine. AND GUESS WHAT??? I'LL BE USING JAVASCRIPT. | 
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      16 August, 2000 8:19 PM         Q: What's BROWN and puts out FOREST FIRES???? SMOKEY THE SHIT | 
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      16 August, 2000 8:20 PM         
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      16 August, 2000 8:21 PM         Q: What's BROWN and HIDES FROM THE NAZIS????? THE DIHARREA OF ANNE FRANK | 
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