without a credit card may send cash, checks,
money orders, CDs, DVDs, books, toys, candy,
flowers, and expertly concealed "party"
drugs by post in care of Tristan A. Farnon
at the following address:
3444 18th Street - Suite 8
San Francisco, CA 94110
Beloved Constant Reader,
Nobody cares about Leisure Town except you.
These full-color features are created by a single individual.
Each is the result of incalculable structural complication and
financial expense. None appears to exist for a very good reason,
and they can only continue with your generous pledge of support.
The income generated from banner ads, third-party text links or
Leisure Town related merchandise is not projected
to eclipse more than three or four dollars per month.
In todays competitive literary and artistic arenas, every
penny is a treasure. Without exception, online content providers
must get down on their hands and knees, and ask each passing patron
for spare change.
The characters in Leisure Town have nowhere to go. Theyll
never be immortalized in print or make that leap to the silver
screen. They cant compete with robust, animated entertainment
available elsewhere. They lie awake each night staring at the
ceiling, afraid of their dwindling bank accounts and afraid of
At the core of their depression is an even harsher reality. Throwing
money at a problem doesnt always fix it. They could receive
millions of dollars and still not have the strength to
get up off the floor and participate in the world around them.
They cant imagine anyone giving two shits about their stupid
opinions, their insignifcant problems, or their life stories.
They hate themselves. They consider suicide at
least once or twice a day. At no point do they
ever stop wondering if there might be a kind,
conscious force at work somewhere at the universe,
a god or a goddess like yourself willing to bear
witness to their lives.
Thank you all, ever so much, for your time and
consideration with regard to these delicate personal
Very Very Sincerely,