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The Christmas Time Suicide Balloon
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Banana Peel Snarls Southbound Lanes
The first victim was a 21 year old perfume and fragrance retailer.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:30am
You Sure Are Stupid
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Crashing and Burning
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The Javascript Doctor
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Thu Oct 18 2001 11:22pm
 
 
FOLKS CAN I PUT REGULAR TOILET PAPER IN THE PLAIN PAPER COPIER OR NOT
Traffic & Transit Authority

Banana Peel Snarls Southbound Lanes


The banana peel abandoned on Pendleton avenue was an accident waiting to happen.

The first victim was a 21 year old perfume and fragrance retailer. She had just purchased a large, hot beverage and a pastry.


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The second victim slipped but didn't fall. He skidded along the sidewalk about thirty feet before righting himself.

It was almost an embarrassing moment.

The third victim was the first victim again! She just wasn't looking and forgot it was there.

So that makes two wasted soy drinks and two apricot scones totalling over ten dollars!
Soon, an enterprising college graduate attended the scene.

He removed from his utility belt a pair of modestly priced barbecue tongs.
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