Making friends, working hard, and actively pursuing personal goals.
Mon Apr 8 2002 3:28pm
The Christmas Time Suicide Balloon
CONSUMER ALERT: Are our Christmas Time Suicide Balloons safe?
Fri Dec 14 2001 2:24pm
Nobody Came To My Winter Solstice Party
I'm not accusing anyone, just asking why and what gives.
Mon Nov 5 2001 9:49pm
Rhapsody In Yellow
Weather supercenter forecast: clear skies with light patches of severe thunderstorms.
Tue Oct 30 2001 10:00am
The Chinese Sticks
For my first trick, I must ask for nothing less than complete silence.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:39am
There's A Girl I Like
Prayer thoughts for high school boys of dating age.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:34am
Manage Your Web Dollars!
Understanding Cyberspace presents a rotating panel of tech leaders and industry professionals.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:30am
Banana Peel Snarls Southbound Lanes
The first victim was a 21 year old perfume and fragrance retailer.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:30am
You Sure Are Stupid
A collection of found photographs with accompanying poignant sentiment.
Mon Oct 22 2001 12:26am
Crashing and Burning
Yes! We have recommendations for you in tech support jokes, abortion gags, and toilet humor.
Sun Oct 21 2001 1:37am
I'm back, refreshed - and ready to tackle your questions! Won't you open your hearts and let me in?
Thu Oct 18 2001 11:22pm
FOLKS CAN I PUT REGULAR TOILET PAPER IN THE PLAIN PAPER COPIER OR NOT
A Rotating Panel of Industry Professionals
"A one-stop for tips, tricks, techniques, hints, solutions, cheats, and secrets. Well worth the internet community's full and complete support."
Your Web Dollars!
is perhaps the most important document of the 20th century. I can't find my wallet and my ATM card's in it. I need everyone to please help me look for it. I'm going to ask that we all please rise from our chairs and divide up into teams and collectively retrace my steps.
My ATM card is typically the first and only item I make a point to grab before leaving the house.
I don't even really need my driver's license anymore. Nobody looks at it, nobody uses it as a tool to verify my actual identity. My "signature" might just as well be a random scribble.
Sometimes I get worried that if I go outside unprepared, cops will harass me for not having any ID. They'll use it as an arbitrary excuse to haul me away as a vagrant. I'll be fined and fingerprinted. My whole entire world will come crashing down around me.
That's not paranoid, it's just the stuff you think about when you can't find your wallet!
And technically it's not a wallet, it's just my driver's license and ATM card and badges for work next to each other.
Not rubber banded or grouped, but loose and free to slap together & slide around or do whatever they need to do.
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