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“tricked out”
adj. when a bike has the
latest, most desirable components! |
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“sparkler”
v, adj. a jump in which the rider throws
the bike sideways, in mid-air! |
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“whirligig”
v, n. propelling yourself
forward with a series of up-and-down rear
wheel hops! |
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“tornado”
n. to balance on your front wheel while
flipping your back wheel 180 degrees! |
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“bring home a Christmas
tree” v. to whoosh
through dense brush so leaves and branches
hang from your helmet |
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“balance blackout”
n. (1) falling over without
reason, (2) unable to clear even the
sidewalk |
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“clotheslined”
v, adj. (1) catching your neck
on a low obstacle, (2) separation of
rider and bike |
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“wang chung”
n. sudden impact between sensitive
elements and center support bar |
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“dumbshit”
n. (1)
anyone on the road, (2)
anyone in my way |
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“bus”
n.where you end up after getting bored
with your bicycle |
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Cyclists EXTREME TALK
BACK |
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I'M SO HORRIBLY AFRAID OF BICYCLISTS I'LL
NEVER LEAVE MY HOUSE AGAIN. |
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ME
NEITHER |
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ME THREETHER |
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