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Topic: An (Un)happy Wicca
What did you miss?
WELL GEE WHIZ!!! Quite a lot, I'm afraid! The path to my front door was garnished with yellow and orange leaves to celebrate the presence of autumn, my favorite time of year.
I had about three dozen Wiccan candles lit up. These are
candles, not regular candles. They're very expensive and difficult to locate.
I don't know much about Wiccan bees, but I wasn't going to be caught unprepared if one of them, say, chose to RSVP? Like I suggested we all do?
Oh yes! I'd laid forth an immense buffet of snacks and imported beers & wines (spirits) which I paid for myself. Show me a "witch" and I'll show you an excellent host.
It would have been free food and drink all night long,
under a wintery solstice moon. Imagine an extra-large bowl of Chex party mix just like the Wiccans served the Pilgrims all those centuries ago.
I have to say the most difficult emotion to process was the hope. The
that someone - anyone - would show up. I actually had myself convinced.
I followed one couple just to see if maybe they were talking about me, but I think they were talking about going to the store.
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