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Self Contained
Making friends, working hard, and actively pursuing personal goals.
Mon Apr 8 2002 3:28pm

The Christmas Time Suicide Balloon
CONSUMER ALERT: Are our Christmas Time Suicide Balloons safe?
Fri Dec 14 2001 2:24pm

Nobody Came To My Winter Solstice Party
I'm not accusing anyone, just asking why and what gives.
Mon Nov 5 2001 9:49pm

Rhapsody In Yellow
Weather supercenter forecast: clear skies with light patches of severe thunderstorms.
Tue Oct 30 2001 10:00am

The Chinese Sticks
For my first trick, I must ask for nothing less than complete silence.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:39am

There's A Girl I Like
Prayer thoughts for high school boys of dating age.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:34am

Manage Your Web Dollars!
Understanding Cyberspace presents a rotating panel of tech leaders and industry professionals.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:30am

Banana Peel Snarls Southbound Lanes
The first victim was a 21 year old perfume and fragrance retailer.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:30am

You Sure Are Stupid
A collection of found photographs with accompanying poignant sentiment.
Mon Oct 22 2001 12:26am

Crashing and Burning
Yes! We have recommendations for you in tech support jokes, abortion gags, and toilet humor.
Sun Oct 21 2001 1:37am

The Javascript Doctor
I'm back, refreshed - and ready to tackle your questions! Won't you open your hearts and let me in?
Thu Oct 18 2001 11:22pm

Author	Subject: WELCOME BACK
Posts: 3	posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:15 PM Q: What's BROWN and SOLVES MYSTERIES? A: SCOOBY'S DOO
Posts: 78,318	posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:16 PM Sir, What exactly is your problem? Can you please give other people a chance to speak? I am the MODERATOR of this group. I can obviously see your IP address, I know exactly where you're posting from. I am seriously considering reporting you to your ISP, and quoting the full content of each of your obscene posts.
Posts: 4	posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:17 PM Q: What's BROWN and SITS ON A PIANO BENCH? A: BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH MOVEMENT
Posts: 78,319	posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:18 PM Dear ASSHOLE: This is your LAST WARNING. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ You are HOGGING BANDWIDTH and wasting disk space. I will soon be writing a program that performs domain-name checking so I can block your machine. AND GUESS WHAT??? I'LL BE USING JAVASCRIPT.