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Fri Dec 14 2001 2:24pm

Nobody Came To My Winter Solstice Party
I'm not accusing anyone, just asking why and what gives.
Mon Nov 5 2001 9:49pm

Rhapsody In Yellow
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Tue Oct 30 2001 10:00am

The Chinese Sticks
For my first trick, I must ask for nothing less than complete silence.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:39am

There's A Girl I Like
Prayer thoughts for high school boys of dating age.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:34am

Manage Your Web Dollars!
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Mon Oct 22 2001 1:30am

Banana Peel Snarls Southbound Lanes
The first victim was a 21 year old perfume and fragrance retailer.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:30am

You Sure Are Stupid
A collection of found photographs with accompanying poignant sentiment.
Mon Oct 22 2001 12:26am

Crashing and Burning
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Sun Oct 21 2001 1:37am

The Javascript Doctor
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Thu Oct 18 2001 11:22pm

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Author	Topic: An (Un)happy Wicca
	posted 11-5-2001 01:18 AM Not like hoping ever makes two shits of difference, I suppose. YOU ALL JUST AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMED AN EVITE IN YOUR INBOX MUST EQUAL SPAM. Can't you people look at the subject header and make an effort to deduce from there who your friends are? Do you even know how to do that? Try hitting CTRL-H every once in awhile. H is for HEADER.
	I won't waste time sharing with you the bittersweet ironies of watching every last candle melt down like a limp dick into the fibers of my carpet. The entire evening yielded only an enormous puddle of spread-out, hard beeswax. So I had to fire up an iron just to make the wax soft enough to scrape up with a butter knife & toilet paper for the next five hours. Plus, it was my mom's old clonky iron which doesn't work. Then I went to bed.
	posted 11-6-2001 02:45 PM BUT THE JOKE'S ON *YOU!!!* I possessed the foresight to purchase a brand-new Matrix DVD, which I'm about to view. I thought it might be more symbolic to screen this classic for all the guests at midnight.. but.. DOT DOT DOT.
	In conclusion: I am more than dismayed by your collective lacks of spirituality. Winter Solstice comes but once a year and it's no exaggeration to suggest that each of you is directly responsible for ruining my holiday. May the sorcery be with you. ---> NEO <--- Reminder: Harry Potter movie & potluck at my house in 2 weeks! BE THERE!!!
	posted 11-6-2001 02:48 PM 1. GO TO BED 2. KILL YOURSELF